Joaquin Phoenix ordered to borrow dinner jacket

Even if this alleged incident did happen, I doubt Joaquin (or anybody else) was "ordered"  politely requested, at best.

Joaquin should've just stripped off, ran around the restaurant and then dashed out the door... later to be found fully naked staring in through the main restaurant window ... while puffing on a cigarette of course. That would've made an interesting news story at least... could have been the opening sequence to "I'm still here 2".